cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via ripemixtape)

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

(via dangeroussdarling)

notahoe:

somewhere in the world there’s somebody out there listening to Lip Gloss by lil mama and I just think that’s beautiful 

(via ripemixtape)

melantic:

if i get my period on my wedding day im calling my wedding off

(via cafe-lamour)

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

(via fake-mermaid)